SPECIAL EDITION: Boonen Blackout Beer of the Week

I hope to God I don't wake up with a penis on my forehead or any powder around my nose! Maybe just maybe I can ride a bike naked and not know it!

Because this will cause a 'Black out'

Rehab is for Quitters...

At what point don't you realize WTF your doing?

Maybe this time his drinking buddies blew the coke up his nose for a joke when he 'blacked out' instead of drawing a penis and a set of balls on his face with a sharpie!

Those are really good friends!!

Boonen puts blame on alcohol problem

Tom Boonen.
Photo ©: James Huang

Tom Boonen says he may have used cocaine on an afternoon when he had too much to drink. However, he claims to have had a black-out and does not know what happened.

"I do not think I have a problem with cocaine, I have problems when I drink too much. 364 days per year I am good. But if I drink too much, it's exactly like I change in my head," Boonen told Belgian Radio1.

The Quick Step sprinter was suspended by his team Saturday after it was announced that he hadtested positive a second time for cocaine.

"I need help," he told sporza.be. "Someone should teach me to understand what happens when I drink too much."

Looking to the future, he said, "Whether I will continue to be a cyclist? That is the least of my concerns."

The former World Champion received support from Lance Armstrong. According to nieuwsblad.be, the American said, "Tom must look at himself and and say, 'I have a problem, how do I solve this?' He is not the only one in the world who has to resist temptation. I wish him the best and hope everything goes well.."

Who Wants To Rock?

Another sweet e-mail post I have to share. Thanks JJ.

Hillybilly da Mayo

I'm Not Sure if I Want Burger King or A Square Butt?

Could this guy be a little callus?

I thought a couple of you would like the first headline in this report.

Looking like a good time.

Beer of the Week

Mikkeller Beer Geek Brunch (Weasel)

All I can say is don't drive heavy equipment after/during consumption.

I heard of this coffee during my 'espresso hour' with a couple of gentlemen from work. One from Portugal the other from Spain. Very interesting to meet and drink with these men. To bad Spain retired and took his espresso machine with him.

Ahead of the Game.

The official sponsor of mwi is onto something bigger than I expected.

Leagues ahead of the field.

At Nationals this year the cupcake handups were flowing.

At Jingle Cross the cupcake handups were flowing on top of Mount Crumpit.

Finally at the Johnathon Page Cyclocross the cupcakes weren't flowing but the beer cart was doing a mighty fine job of making up for no cupcakes.

I received a fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd e-mail the other day....

“Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I’m sorry to interrupt whatever kind of stupid street fair this is, but I need your attention for one moment. I’ve lost my little brother. I was over there buying a gyro and, while my back was turned, he simply dissapeared. So, if everyone could please just keep an eye out for my brother. His name is Russell, but everyone calls him ‘Beans’ for short. He kind of looks like me, but with longer hair and a bigger beard. Oh, and he doesn’t wear glasses. Actually, he doesn’t wear much of anything. Basically, you should all be looking for a big fat dude wearing little boy’s underwear and hightop sneakers. Beeeeeaaaaans! Beans, wheeeere aaaaare yoooou?”

Absolutely priceless.

It won't be long before this is real.

Some new things might be appearing really soon now. Headups.