Great turn out for Spoke Pony.
Again the Heartland Promo team had their shiznit together.
Now you are wanting a race report?
I SUCKED!!
Reason #1 why I SUCK: I tried to break several rocks with my pedal/crank arm.
Instead of using a sledge hammer. $#@!ing Fantastic!!
Reason #2 why I SUCK: I knocked the air out myself going through
Mike's Tantrum. *&^%ing Spectacular!
Reason #3 why I SUCK: I fall down and hurt ego! Along with my elbow
Reason #3 why I SUCK: I fall down and hurt ego! Along with my elbow
and hand. Only a flesh wound!! *&@#ing Grandiose!
Reason #4 why I SUCK: Still can't figure out what's up with L2-5. Neurologist asked "Why are you here?" That's great but at the same time it makes the situation worse. Now I have a mystery ailment. Musculature condition that the ortho can't figure out, nor could the PT. That is why I SUCK!!
Reason #4 why I SUCK: Still can't figure out what's up with L2-5. Neurologist asked "Why are you here?" That's great but at the same time it makes the situation worse. Now I have a mystery ailment. Musculature condition that the ortho can't figure out, nor could the PT. That is why I SUCK!!
Oh yeah, to add a little more to the Neurologist, three things to fix it:
First: Advil or Ibuprofen 3x a day for two weeks
Second: Water Therapy
Third: Epidural
The 6 hour race wound up being 3:51 and left the race in a distant 5th. Oh well, live to fight another day!
The 6 hour race wound up being 3:51 and left the race in a distant 5th. Oh well, live to fight another day!
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