Trying to fit in...

With all the cool, hip, kids!  Sooo I go buy one of these...

Then I go and add some UNCOOL THINGS to it like....

A frame pump with velcro?

Bombproof water bottle cages?

Clipless pedals?

27mm tires with protection to them?

Blinky light?

3m sticker?

Too try and make up for my UNCOOL THINGS I try these corrective steps...

 Number 1 

Sweet ass bullet covers

            Number 2

"I've got your bottle opener, DUDE!"

(Please ignore the blinky light, it matches!)

              Number 3

(Note: Syncros doesn't make a stem like that, its a sticker)

Why yes,  those are fancy beer top holders!              

 Number 4

Skull and Cross Bones for all to see!!

      (please ignore the safety 3m sticker, though)

Well I hope this helps turn my coolness factor up some!  I'm trying really, really hard!