my wife inc Application/Questionnaire for Marriage

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Not quite sure what sparked this conversation/e-mail but it's a hot topic on our team mail.

A application for marriage is the idea floating so I have permission for implementing a perfect marriage agreement:

First the questionnaire:

mwi marriage questionnaire part I

points

1 Are you equipped for a marriage? 0-5

2 Have you ever been married? 0-10

3 Have you ever previously rated your

abilities for marriage? 0-3

4 Have you taken any courses/special training

or educational seminars that will help you in marriage? 0-5

5. Have you read any books about marriage? 0-3

6. Have you talked with friends who are married? 0-3

7. Has anyone in your family been married? Have you

spoken with them about marriage? 0-7

Average score on these seven questions, on a sampling of several hundred potential brides, was 26 out of 36.

Part II

1 Is your idea of marriage original? Does it have

significant merit or is it a new package for an old idea? 0-7

2 Is it your marriage? Will be able to generate

extensions of this marriage 0-3

3 How difficult would it be for someone else to have

this marriage? 0-5

4. Have you checked to see if someone else to have the

same marriage? 0-10

5. Have you checked to see if other couples exist who

produce the same marriage? 0-4

6. Have you checked the Wedding Register to see if

marriage is offered? 0-5

7. Have you discussed or disclosed your marriage to an

expert in the area in which you offer your marriage? 0-3

8. Have you talked with investigators about

your marriage? 0-3

9. Have you analyzed the recent porn trends

in marriage? 0-5

10. Is there a single large successful suitor? 0-10

12. Have you attempted to obtain sales, commitments

or letters of intent from potential suitors? 0-15

The average score on these 12 questions, on a sampling of several hundred potential marriages, was 60 out of a possible 70.

Part III

1. Have you saved enough money to start a marriage? 0-15

2. Do you know how much money you'll need to

start a marriage? 0-10

3. How much of your money can you put toward the

marriage versus how much money is needed? Do you

need a partner to supply money? 0-15

4. Do you know what the sex volume is necessary to

break even? 0-7

5. Will it take less than three years before your

marriage reaches the break even sex volume? 0-10

6. Do you know the terms of payment in

your marriage 0-5

7. What are the normal terms for sex in

your marriage? 0-3

8. Are you aware of money sources that will help

finance your marriage in the event you exhaust

your partner? 0-4

9. Have you talked to a bartender about your plans

for a new marriage? 0-3

10. Have you talked to your lawyer about your plans

for a new marriage? 0-3

11. Have you talked with your pimp about your plans

for a new marriage? 0-3

12. Have you found a good home for your marriage? 0-10

13. Does the location provide for S&M possibilities? 0-5

14. Will the new location require extensive improvements

for S&M cave? 0-5

15. Have you examined the trade off of buying sex

instead marriage? 0-5

16. Is the location convenient for for parking, buses,

and for people to get to work afterwards? 0-5

17. Have you checked the zone/pay off requirements? 0-3

18. Did you evaluate several locations? 0-3

19. have you made a scaled layout of your S&M cave

to study sex flow or customer viewing? 0-7

20. Are you a good manager of cash money? 0-15

The average score on the above questions is 111 out of 136.

If you averaged all the scores together and your in the ballpark you will be considered for potential review in person among a group of your peers. Video camera's will be provided along with still shoots for the entire interview/couch session.

Thank you for participating and looking for to seeing you in person,

crusty